You weren’t expecting to find me when you walked into the boudoir tonight, were you? But it’s been a long time coming, and I think it’s time you knew. Your wife has been trapped in this sexless marriage for far too long. For the last six months or so, though, she’s been enjoying explosive orgasms and long, hot nights with me. We’re done hiding it or sneaking around, so she’s decided I’m moving in and you’re moving out. Be sure to leave your key by the door when you go.