*topless* you've always known that i've had a thing for your best friend. i mean, he's attractive and you're away on business trips constantly. it's only natural that something would commence, right? and lucky for you, i didn't go and fuck some random guy. he's a safe choice, close to home, someone you trust. and you're totally fine with it, i know you are. he satisfies me in ways you never could. while you're at making money for us - ahem, me - you know i'm staying filled and satisfied... with your bff.