*topless* You’ve always known I had a thing for your best friend. I mean, he’s attractive, and you’re away on business trips all the time. It was only natural that something would happen, right? And lucky for you, I didn’t go and fuck some random guy. He’s a safe choice, close to home, someone you trust. And you’re totally fine with it, I know you are. He satisfies me in ways you never could. While you’re out making money for us— ahem, me —you know I’m staying filled and satisfied with your BFF.