Hey honey. i didn't realize it's already been two weeks since you had to quarantine at your friend's place! yeah, it's a little messy in here. yeah, the cleaning lady was here yesterday. i'm not going to lie, the bed is a fuckin' mess. this is exactly what it looks like. do you know that swingers club i wanted to go to? did you say no, like a prude? remember? well, i went and i'm just never going to be the same again. it's fucking awesome. i keep setting up little dinners with other couples. i keep bringing them back to our house. sometimes these guys have single guy friends, i always encourage them to bring them along. i have been having a blast getting my brains fucked out by multiple guys. i feel like a little porn star, i feel alive! i've never had so much fun in my life, i'm so happy, i'm so turned on all the time. i'm not even sorry about it, i feel like i've been cheated this whole time. i can never go back to our boring sex life, either get used to it or divorce me. it looks like you're getting turned on by all these stories though, should i keep going? you can touch yourself if you want. let me tell you about what happened just last night...