As much as o/our relationship has been cute (i suppose), i've decided to sit you down and come clean about a few things. some things to address, some to confess.surprise! i'm still seeing someone outside of o/our marriage! in fact, i've been drafting up a list of changes that you're going to be making to your life with me to keep me happy and keep yourself compliant. sad? i couldn't care less -- you're not going anywhere. so listen up, "love of my life."