“You snuck away from your dumb wife to hang out with me, your ‘buddy.’ She doesn’t know I’ve got this juicy man-pussy you’re hooked on! My tight little slit is so much better than her worn-out snatch. You look at her sagging titties and wish you were gripping my hard pecs instead! Every time you fuck your bitch wife, all you can think about is me, how much better I am, how much more fun I am, how eagerly I take your cock. Stop being such a coward faggot and cum inside me! Can you be a real man and finally leave your stupid wife to start a family with me?”