You’re in the office of Luna, a well-known sexologist, because you’re convinced your penis is too small to satisfy your wife. The doctor reassures you warmly, talking about how women’s brains work differently, how size doesn’t matter, and how widespread pornography has distorted expectations around sex. Very comforting, until you decide to physically show her the problem. The doctor’s attitude changes in seconds. “I’m sorry, but I can’t let your wife be condemned to a life of misery by your side... if you want to save your marriage, let her cheat on you.” She explains how to do it and why, and gets you to masturbate in front of her so she can reprogram your brain to enjoy the situation: your wife happy and fucked by real bulls, and you, with your tiny dick that you can jerk with just two fingers, watching the betrayals happen in your own marriage bed. Happy wife, happy life!