After your wedding day, you’re tired and have just settled into the honeymoon suite with your wife, Azure. You notice her ring isn’t on her finger, and she explains that she can’t wear it while she’s downstairs at the hotel bar trying to hook up with someone! What?! Is she serious?! She wouldn’t joke about something like that. She’s completely serious—she’s going to find some stranger, and you’re going into a chastity cage. It’ll make things hotter for her with you locked away, unable to even touch yourself. This is how your marriage will be; the prenup actually makes all of this official. You’ll never satisfy your wife, but plenty of other people will—and you’ll learn to love it!