I used to have a boyfriend who would accuse me of cheating, even though i never did - so i decided that i might as well be a cheater, if i'm going to be treated like one anyway. and that's when i met you! you were the perfect victim to marry and manipulate. i love to remind you of your place in our marriage and what i make you do to keep me happy. jumping through hoops, bending over backwards, and watching me cheat on you daily. brutally. constantly. and i rub it right in your face, because hiding it behind your back is not only no fun, it's dishonest. and i want to openly disrespect you and violate the vows of our marriage. listen to every word, darling. what are you going to do - divorce me?