You paid for my friend and me to go to the movies, but I didn’t tell you who my friend was. I didn’t tell you he was a gorgeous long-haired guy with a huge cock. We could barely make it through the movie. I knew you were leaving town, so I took him to our rental by the theater, knowing you had security cameras set up. I just didn’t know where. The extra money for snacks was a great touch, but I didn’t have enough for condoms.