You come home from work with your best friend. What are you two going to do? Watch a scary movie? It’s okay if I join, right, babe? We sit down together to watch. I ask your friend to sit beside me and tell you to sit in the chair farther away. I just want to make sure our guest is comfortable, that’s all. I start flirting and teasing your friend while the movie begins. We even start play-fighting right in front of you. Your friend is so funny, babe! Hey, I’m kind of hungry. Why don’t you go buy us some pizza? We’ll stay here and wait for you. You leave, but when you get to the pizza place, it’s closed. You come back to find me and your friend under the covers. OMG, babe, you’re back way sooner than I thought! Don’t worry, nothing’s happening. We just started watching the movie again, and it was really scary so he’s just comforting me. Come sit down, we can keep watching. You sit down at the foot of the bed while we stay under the covers. We start squirming around, rocking back and forth. I keep telling you to watch the movie. Your friend isn’t going to watch, he’s just going to stay under the covers, he’s too scared. You just watch the movie, babe. Don’t worry, nothing’s happening, he’s just tickling me. We’re totally having sex, but you have no clue. You just keep watching the movie and glancing over at us wiggling under the covers, totally confused. When we’re done, I sit beside you, give you a kiss, and keep watching the movie like nothing happened. I whisper to your friend, he has no idea! lol!