I've always been able to clearly see how infatuated with me you are, the entire time we've been "friends". i only pretend i don't see it so i can exploit it. i know you don't like my boyfriend, he always picks on you and i never even come to your defense! tonight i invited you over to my hotel room because i left my bag at your place. when you arrive, i'm dressed in a sexy nightgown, and you can't hide your obsession. i know exactly what i do to you, and i have no problem reminding you that i will never see you as anything more than a friend! you're just not "bf material." but don't worry, i thought of a way you can please me and be useful before my boyfriend gets here....