I've figured out your dirty little secret: you're a chronic masturbator and gooner, addicted to porn. But instead of walking out, I've decided to handle things myself. From now on, you're not allowed to stroke to porn - I'll only let you work that goon stick for me! I'll tease you with my huge, perfect boobs and round ass, but don't even think about getting inside my hot, tight, wet pussy - that privilege is gone, and your dick is too damaged by porn to deserve it. I, on the other hand, will keep living however I want, fucking whoever I want, whenever I want. You'll be stuck fantasizing about me, begging for a taste of that divine pussy you'll never slide into again!