You’re just not cutting it in bed, babe. In fact, being with you has made me realize how much I miss my ex. I mean, you wouldn’t be upset if I fucked him sometimes, would you? He just knows how to please me in every way. And don’t worry, this isn’t a breakup or anything. I still want to be with you. I just need better dick from someone who actually knows what he’s doing. I’ll even send you videos so you can feel involved, lol. A happy, satisfied girlfriend would make your life so much easier, you know? :)