Meryl welcomes me with a happy smile and gently rubs her pregnant belly. She teases me, telling me not to be upset every time I come home, because it was bound to happen sooner or later. If you don’t use precautions, there are risks, so I shouldn’t make a big deal out of it. “You’ve been busting my balls for weeks, asking whether I even took the pill… well, now you have your answer.” After being with multiple lovers, she isn’t even sure who the father is. One thing is certain, though: it’s not me. Throughout the scene, she keeps making the horns gesture with her hand, sometimes with one hand, sometimes with both hands on her head, and sometimes with both index fingers at the sides of her head. This should stay a running visual theme through the whole video. She teases me about the size of my horns, the weight, and whether I’m a deer, snail, or ibex. After a while, the pain starts to set in and her mood shifts. She becomes sharper and more irritable, blaming me and my inadequacy for what happened and even telling me to fuck off. Lines like “Look what you made me become, you fucking deer… I look like a cow” and “You dirty horned loser, you’ll pay for this” should be included. She says that as soon as it’s all over, she’ll immediately start cheating again to make me pay while I babysit at home. The video ends with her sending me away and telling me to be careful not to bump my horns on the door. Full HD ITA.