You’re my husband, so I tell you the good news first: I’m pregnant. I soon realize I made a huge mistake by not specifying that this was not your doing, but the work of a real man, a black man, a hung man. I just assumed you would know you could not possibly impregnate a woman with the tiny little digit you call a cock, because it’s far too small to be any good for anything. You seem confused. I explain to you scientifically, using models for comparison, how hard it is for you, a white beta BBC dick cuck, to do the job of a real man: nearly impossible. But for a black man with a long mandingo, impregnating a hot white trad wife like me is second nature. That big heavy snake just slips right out of its comfy trousers and fills uteruses morning, noon, and night. I continue to demonstrate for you how your tiny white digit causes disgust, disdain, and disappointment, but a thick, veiny massive BBC makes a woman ovulate on sight. Now that you know and understand, you can focus on being the best cuck and caregiver you can be. With a dick as tiny as yours, it’s the best you can ever hope for. I know little Malik is going to just love you.