You're my bf. it's going to come as a surprise to you today as i reveal the brutal truth. one boyfriend isn't enough for me. you're totally head over heels for me and can't imagine life without my perfection. forever buying me gifts. the thought of losing me would mean a gaping hole in you. so you're going to have to accept you'll be, well, demoted i guess. you have your strong points but i'm just way too much woman for you to truly satisfy. looks like you'll have some competition now. i know you're scared, but my happiness is of ultimate importance. here's some of my plans.