Why are you here, you pathetic little shrimp-dick? Shouldn’t you be working overtime and finishing everyone else’s projects? That’s all you’re really good for anyway. You’re just a miserable little clit-dicked loser, meant to be used and tormented by everyone around you. Which reminds me—I’m going to have a lot less time to remind you how much you suck from now on. I’ve started fucking someone else at your job. Maybe you know him: the handsome guy with the huge cock who rails the hottest girls in the office and always gets promoted over you. We’re taking a sexy weekend getaway to the beach, so you’ll need to work nonstop to finish all his assignments. And when he gets back, he’ll get all the credit while we laugh at what a spineless little virgin worm you are. Life is sweet, for me anyway.