“You misunderstood, babe. It was all just a prank. Stop being so sensitive. It was only teasing and fun. They weren’t really robbers who broke in to beat the shit out of you and fuck the shit out of me. I set it all up and just thought it would be a funny little joke. I’m sorry you got hurt… sort of. I mean, it was only a joke after all. I’ll admit, it did feel good to have all of your work friends fuck me while you watched and I humiliated you. Now that it’s out in the open though, maybe this can be our weekly fun?”