It must be so sad for you that you’ll never get to date someone who looks as hot as me. so i thought i’d be nice to you. i’m going to let you experience what it would be like if you were ever to be lucky enough to have a date with me. all you have to do, is everything i tell you to. come on loser boy, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity to experience this. it could end up in a happy relationship… or much more likely, an embarrassing evening that has you jerking off over it for months to come.