It must be so sad for you that you'll never get to date someone as hot as me. So I thought I'd be nice to you. I'm going to let you experience what it would be like if you were ever lucky enough to have a date with me. All you have to do is everything I tell you to. Come on, loser boy, this is a once-in-a-lifetime chance to experience this. It could lead to a happy relationship... or, much more likely, an embarrassing evening that has you jerking off over it for months to come.