Don’t you sometimes dream about having a girlfriend like me? A perfect goddess for you to worship, with a nice, warm, wet pussy waiting for you to taste and enjoy? Hahaha, forget about it! Pussy is for real men, for boyfriends! You’re a beta male, not only not boyfriend material, but a true born slave! As if you could even handle a woman like me in bed. You’d be all sweaty, nervous, and wouldn’t even come close to satisfying me in any way. All you can ever hope to get from a goddess like me is worshipping some of my less noble parts. My feet and, most of all, my ass! That’s where a loser like you belongs, between my most perfect ass cheeks! A brown-noser through and through! Repeat after me! Pussy is for boyfriends — and ass is for slaves!