You aren’t good in bed, but the second I start talking about what makes a real man, I can’t help noticing how excited you get. You clearly aren’t cut out to satisfy me sexually, but you’re perfect cuckold material. I’ll keep dating you for your money and for the fun of teasing you and teaching you how a real man pleases a woman, how a real man fucks. You’re nothing but a third wheel who will pay for dinner and drinks before coming back to watch, take notes, and figure out exactly what kind of cuckold boyfriend you’re going to be. I can’t wait for our first date night tonight.