After a night out with the girls, i come home late to find you waiting for me. i seem super apologetic as i confess to you that i maybe had a little bit too much fun tonight, and cheated on you. i apologise as i start explaining to you exactly what happened, step-by-step. but just as i thought your reaction would be rage, anger or noticeably upset, i notice something else instead... a raging boner in your pants! it seems that my recollection of tonights events have excited you, and the more i start to explain, the hornier you get. which brings an idea to my head... revising our relationship!