After a night out with the girls, I come home late to find you waiting for me. I seem super apologetic as I confess that I maybe had a little too much fun tonight and cheated on you. I apologize as I start explaining exactly what happened, step by step. But just as I thought your reaction would be rage, anger, or obvious hurt, I notice something else instead... a raging boner in your pants! It seems my recollection of tonight’s events has excited you, and the more I start explaining, the hornier you get. Which brings an idea to my head... revising our relationship!