Santa, i hate to say it... but i'm not going to end up on the naughty list for lying to you. but here it is: you have gotten too fat. santa is supposed to have a belly, not be the size of a couch! you don't even fit in the sleigh anymore !! i am just not attracted to you anymore. so here is what i want for christmas: to cuck you and for you to bring me a sexy hot man with a juicy dick to fuck. you know i deserve it. and since i'm not getting fucked properly until you bring me my christmas gift: you don't get to jerk off either. it's only fair if you lock up your dick in chastity.