Face it, you’ll be a virgin forever. If it hasn’t happened by now, it never will. Worry less about your sexual fantasies and more about my sexual reality. I get whoever I want, whenever I want. I’m always on a sexual rampage. I do things regularly that you could barely comprehend. Accept your life as my loser cuckold and buckle up for some wild stories. Relax and let my words convince you to live vicariously through me.