By now you’ve realized that we never have sex, well, all but that one time. See, your dick never had a chance of pleasing me, I mean, it’s little. No, dummy, no need to worry. I’m keeping you around, and not only for your money. I’m keeping you around because I need someone to suck the cum out of me when I get screwed by a real man. You’re going to be my clean-up bitch of a husband. At least one of us gets some, and you get the leftovers!