We’ve been together for a while, and your sex life still isn’t satisfying me. Today I found something that made me think of you — a tiny little dildo that’s basically the same size as your cock. So I bought it home to show you a comparison between your penis and real cocks. I use my dildos to get myself off and to prove how inadequate you are as my boyfriend. I’m a size queen, and yours is pathetic. I laugh at your small cock while I pleasure myself with bigger ones, telling you that if I’m going to keep being your girlfriend, the next cock I bring home is going to be real — and you’ll have to watch us.