I know this wasn’t easy, and it took a lot for you to man up and book this. I get it—you didn’t ask to be born this way. It’s okay. I want you to know I’m here for you. I’m here to support you in accepting the fact that you don’t have a dick, or for all intents and purposes, anyway. I get it. This is deeply personal. It wasn’t easy for you to come forward, and you truly just want what every other man has. I’m here to encourage you today. You can be useful. You can be sexually pleasing. You can be desired. I want you to let go of your draconian belief system and get with more progressive, open sexual thinking. Many men have fun with it. Many men with small penises end up finding their place. Seriously, I’m going to take you under my wing, and we’re going to reframe this whole situation together. Yes, you’re welcome. Now there are several different directions we could take this, and we’ll definitely cover those in future sessions. However, for now, I want to focus on connecting with you and helping you with stage one: acceptance. Breaking free from the delusion that your cock is anything but absolutely minuscule.