“Babe, I need to talk to you about something very important. You know all those nights I said I was out with my ‘friends’? Well, I wasn’t actually doing that. I’ve been cheating on you... a lot... like every night... and I’m not planning to stop anytime soon. That’s not all, babe. The guys I’ve been fucking are black dudes with huge cocks. That’s right, I’ve been fucking big black bulls night after night. And babe, there’s something else I need to tell you. You know how you thought you got me pregnant and believed this was your baby I’m carrying? Well, it isn’t. This isn’t your baby — you are not the step-father. I’m actually pregnant with a black baby from one of the black bulls I’ve been fucking. I’m not about to ruin my incredible sex life with him, though, so I’m not telling him about the baby. Since you’re such a cuck loser and can’t live without me, you’re going to be raising this baby. You’re going to provide all the financial support for it, and you’re even going to sign the birth certificate. Consider it your support for me being in a relationship with your pathetic ass. Sorry, babe, but I’m not sorry, and I have a date to get to, so you might as well stay here and jerk your worthless dick while thinking about how good I’m getting fucked tonight. Bye, babe!”