You’ve been doing my work all semester, paying for my lunches, even paying for dates with that cute boyfriend of mine. i see the way you look at us when we walk down the hallways, like you wish you were walking 10 feet behind us in humble service. i can tell you’re desperate to be of use to us both - so i have a proposal. get me an a+ on my next assignment and i’ll let you take my boyfriend’s dick down your throat like the cuck you want to be.