Hey! I recently found out you have a huge crush on me. It was obvious, but don’t be embarrassed—I know the perfect setup for us. You, me, the other guys in our friend group, and your wallet. I guess you could call us friends with benefits, except I fuck your friends and benefit from using you however I want. Sounds fun, doesn’t it? Come on, you’re a true born cuck, made to sit on the sidelines while pretty girls like me toy with you. Nothing gets you harder than fantasizing about being left on the sidelines like the loser you are.