You’ve called me in on a weekend for an emergency session, so it better be important. Last time we talked, the main issue was how sexually frustrated and unsatisfied your wife was. I see she’s officially served you with divorce papers now. You still want to save this relationship, don’t you? Your wife is a beautiful woman, and I know you’ve been doing all the housework, cleaning, cooking, and handing over your credit card like a good boy, but she’s still so unhappy with your sex life that she wants to leave. I think it’s time you accept the inevitable: lose your wife and half of everything you own, or let her get pleased somewhere else. An open relationship, but only for her. Let’s dive into our weekly session and see what solutions we can come up with.