Did you hear the great news? My husband and I are going on vacation in a week. It’s a much-needed break, and we plan to live like kings and queens. We do that because we spend your money. That’s right... you’re just something we use... an “it.” I think of you as a human wallet, there to hand over cash whenever needed. It’s especially humiliating because you not only send money to me, but you send to another man too. He’s better than you. He gets the girl and you get the bill. One week and counting...