Babe, you know I love you, but I finally have to admit that your erectile dysfunction is ruining our sex life. I mean, look, I pulled out your cock and tried to stroke it, but you’re still just a soft noodle... I’ve decided I’m going to have to get sex elsewhere, I’m sorry. I’ll basically have to cuckold you because you refuse to work on this issue. Wait... that’s what gets you hard, babe?? I barely even mention it and you’re already twitching and starting to stiffen up! Well, how about I stroke you and tell you what my plans are—maybe that will finally get you hard enough to cum for the first time in forever. I bet you’d even like it if, while my bull fucks me, I stroke you and you can watch. I should have made this decision a long time ago to fix our problems!