I’ve got something to tell you, hun: you’ve got boyfriend dick. What does that mean? Basically, it’s average dick—nothing huge, nothing tiny, just plain average, and in your case, a little below that. You talked a good game at the start, but that’s all it was: talk. And I’m not one to sugarcoat things. The truth is, it doesn’t satisfy me the way I like. Which actually makes you the perfect boyfriend for someone like me. You’ll do all the boyfriend things, like spoiling me and worshipping the ground I walk on. In return, I’m going to fuck the big cocks I actually crave. It’s a win-win: I get pampered, adored, and fucked properly, and you get to call me your girlfriend with the occasional pity fuck. You’re so lucky to have me. Kisses.