You knew this conversation was coming. i've been bored to tears with our relationship since the day you put the ring on my finger. i find you fundamentally dull. your mind, body, humour, and size is all pathetically boring. i haven't been fucking you, because i've been fucking everyone you know behind your back. didn't you notice i would come home smelling like your boss? are you stupid or naive? i would divorce you, but i don't want to pay lawyers when i can keep all the money. i've been cucking you and will continue to do so for the rest of our marriage. if you're good, i'll let you watch.