Luke, i know we just got married and it's the first day of our honeymoon but i really want to leave the hotel to go explore by myself. oh honey, don't worry. it's not because we waited until our marriage to have sex and i found out you have a really small penis. honestly honey, don't you want me to be happy though? i've always wanted to know what a 10 inch cock feels like and i realize i'll never experience that with the few inches that you have. i'm going to go out now so don't wait up, and hopefully i come back with a couple of new friends!