I don't really know why you're still torturing yourself with pathetic vanilla dates. You know they aren't going to satisfy you like I do. I suppose there's a slim chance that the woman you've lied to enough on Bumble to get interested might strap on a dildo and peg you into oblivion while humiliating your cock after dinner, but it's more likely that she'll want to watch a movie and snuggle, leaving you desperately trying to find time in your boring relationship to sneak away and jerk off to me. So let's ruin your dating life by making you financially unable to go out tonight, this weekend, or whenever. You're going to blow your date budget on me. As you edge out date-related tributes to me while stroking to my hot lingerie, you're going to pay for my date today instead, then make your excuses to whatever poor woman has been spared from going out with you, stay inside, and stroke to me.