Darling, the pool party is over and I’m so sorry you weren’t invited, but it was for a hot, muscular, big-dicked-only crowd. Would you like to hear about my hot encounters with BBC? You know our arrangement, honey. You work and spend on me and my hot hung boyfriends, and I’m just your hot wife. Pull up a chair and I’ll tell you all about it and how many loads I took. But don’t worry, I saved you a hot party favor.