Happy birthday, my cuck. I’ve got a delicious treat for you — cake, pubes, condiments, and cum. Oh, and I shaved my pits over your cake for extra goddess flavor. Come eat and enjoy your birthday cuck cake. I’m making it for you. It’ll be the best meal of your year while I tell you how a real man fucked me so I could make the icing on your cake. Oh, you didn’t think you were eating off my good dishes? That’s cute. Nope — it’s the bowl, and you’re on all fours for your birthday cake delight. Eat up, yum yum.