Hello baby. I have some exciting news. Exciting for me, at least. You know I haven't been happy in the bedroom for a long time. Well, those days are over. I have a new sexy bull boyfriend. Oh, don't cry—it makes you even more pathetic than usual. Pull yourself together. Tonight I'm going to introduce you, and you're going to hear how a real man fucks a woman. Listen to this audio to hear how I've been lying to you about where I was, how well he fucks me, how big he is, and all those delicious sounds I make!