My inside and outside garden are thriving! you've noticed how lush everything has been getting so you came to watch me work on some of the indoor plants. you see me on my hand and knees, using a gardening spade in the dirt. what is in my other hand, is that a water balloon? that's an odd thing to be using. i noticed you and begin talking to you. i hold up the object and say it's a condom from our old man neighbor next door. it's full of his cum and i'm using it as "super fertilizer". it's the truck that the neighbor uses and well, it works! that's right, our plants are covered in our neighbor's cum! i explain how it's nothing sexual, i just have sex with him to get the cum i need. he pumps out so much for an old man, so much more than you ever could. he's very fertile! i keep telling you all the great things about him in comparison to you. i continue to water the plants with the condom of cum until it's all gone. i then tell you i need to go get more and you can come watch an old man fuck me