I’m your beloved girlfriend, and now I need to tell you the truth: you’re just a total loser, and I was only making fun of you. Your dick isn’t good enough. We didn’t have sex because "I need to know you better"—you’re disgusting, boy. You’d love to see me unbuttoning that dress, but all that’s left for you is to jerk your useless little dick. You’ll never get any of this.