It’s the same frustrating story you already know too well. You have a hot female friend, me, and she invites you over, but once again you’re friendzoned! I make it very clear that I only want to be your friend... but I’m single and we always hang out! I’m just not interested in you that way. Still, I’m always sexting some other guy. And today is no different. I’m not even ready for your visit because I spent all morning sending him nudes, so you’re left waiting on me again. Instead of hurrying up, I keep sexting him while you’re there! Secretly, it’s turning you on. I’m changing right in front of you, tossing rejected outfits aside in front of you. I can’t just leave it there either; I want better angles for my pics, and you’re going to take them. After all, you’re only a friend! Of course, I’ve known all along what I’m doing, and I won’t change a thing.