We need to talk. I love how much you do for me. I love how you buy me things all the time. But the truth is, you’re a gross perv and I think we should just be friends. I could never imagine wanting to fuck you. But I don’t want anything to change. I still want you to drive me everywhere, do things for me, and pay for things. I mean, you used to do my homework! I love it when you do all that. I’m even wearing the skirt you bought me in this video. I love leaving you with the bill while I go home to fuck my hot alpha boyfriend. He’s everything you’re not. You’re a weak beta loser, and he’s perfection like me. He doesn’t mind that we’re friends because he knows you’re not a threat. He thinks it’s hilarious that you do so much for me and get nothing in return. But you do get something: you get to look at me and buy me things. That’s really the best you could ever hope for. You weren’t seriously thinking a girl like me would fuck you, right? You own a mirror, don’t you? It’s okay, though, because being so obsessed with me makes you such a good friend!