You’re my male best friend whom i friend-zoned long ago. i recently met your super hot, buff friend and knew i wanted him. so, him, a female friend, and i are going out together tonight. i tell you my plan is to have a threesome, which i know has always been your dream. you’ll, of course, stay home locked in chastity. we wouldn’t want you turning us off all night while we’re trying to get hot and heavy. twitter: thehotmeangirl