I don’t think all pussy-free losers are equal. You’re all pathetic, but some of you more than others, which is why I’ve created “awards” for different rankings of pussy-free loser, lol. There are five possible levels: platinum, gold, silver, bronze, and tin. I’ll take you through my questionnaire while I mock you and tease you for how pussy-starved you are. Once I’ve calculated your score and ranking, I’ll send you a 2-minute prerecorded, non-personalized video announcing the “pussy-free loser award” I’ve decided to give you, and I won’t hold back on laughing at how pathetic you are too. Don’t forget to tell me your username when you email me.