My bf is signing a new lease, and i know you’ve been looking for another place… i think the obvious solution is for you to move in with my boyfriend! it’ll be so much easier this way, bestie. you already do all of my cooking and cleaning, you might as well do his now too! not to mention i’ll be over there all the time, and you two do share a bedroom wall. what a treat for you, bestie. he can use you whenever he wants, and i get my bestie even closer to me! i can’t guarantee that if he has a bad day he won’t take it out on you like the bitch you are… but that’s what you signed up for, isn’t it bestie?